Temporary Secretary

Paul McCartney

ꉂꉂ.:*♪︎:•｡･ﾟ*･☆ フェミニストが書いたポールを批判する記事に 対するジョークとして書いた曲！ 岡村くんを叩いたフェミニスト www guitar bass drum chorus コラボ(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 ｶﾓｰﾝ ✒︎ Mister Marks, can you find for me Someone strong and sweet fitting on my knee? She can keep her job if she gets it wrong Ah, but, Mister Marks, I won't need her long All I need is help for a little while We can take dictation and learn to smile And a temporary secretary Is what I need for to do the job I need a Temporary secretary, temporary secretary Temporary secretary, temporary secretary Mister Marks, could you send her quick? 'Cause my regular has been getting sick I need a Temporary secretary, temporary secretary Mister Marks, I can pay her well If she comes along and can stay a spell I will promise now that I'll treat her right And will rarely keep her 'til late at night I need a ✒︎ She can be a belly dancer I don't need a true romancer She can be a diplomat But I don't need a girl like that She can be a neurosurgeon If she's doing nothing urgent What I need's a temporary, temporary secretary I need a, I need a Temporary secretary, temporary secretary Temporary secretary, temporary secretary Temporary secretary, temporary secretary Now, Mister Marks, when I send her back Will you please make sure she stays on the right track Well, I know how hard it is for young girls these days In the face of everything, to stay on the right track She can be a belly dancer I don't need a true romancer She can be a diplomat But I don't need a girl like that She can be a neurosurgeon If she's doing nothing urgent What I need's a temporary, temporary secretary Temporary secretary, temporary secretary Temporary secretary, temporary secretary Temporary secretary, temporary secretary Temporary secretary