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  • ๐Ÿ‡ต ๐Ÿ‡ท ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ป's user icon
    > Vikas Gm Mishra๐ŸŽธ๐ŸŽธ

    ๐ŸŽถThanks.....a lot frnd ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿซ๐ŸŽถ

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    sweet voice h dost ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐ŸŽธ๐ŸŽง๐ŸŽง
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    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.....Na Maine Na change kiya dp.... ye to bass apne aap hi ho gaya....maine to bass 2-3 bar click kiya....๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚....๐Ÿ˜
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    Kuch bhi...waisa kya ๐Ÿ˜
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    Haann....kuchh bhi ๐Ÿ˜‹
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    Ullu banaya..... bada maza aaya....๐Ÿ˜‹... I was just kidding ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚......or aap se socha ki main checkmate ho Gaya.....๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ŽNa one can checkmate me ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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    ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ....you just checkmate me yrr....๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ....๐Ÿค๐Ÿคฃ....
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    Bilkul sahi..... jabab ๐Ÿคฏ.... or...Aap.. jeet gaye hain pure ke pure 0 rupees....๐Ÿค‘ abb kya aap hamari audience ko batana chahenge ki..... aap ko kaisa mahsoos ho raha hai..... or aap itne sare paison ka kya karna chahenge....๐Ÿ˜Ž.... or aap ki Jeet ka raj kya hai...or kya aap ke toothpaste me namak hai..... Coalgate ka naya active salt isme hai namak ki sakti....jo aap ke teeths ko rakhe chamakta huaa...bilkul aise....๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚.....๐Ÿ˜
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    Aisa kya....๐Ÿค” Ok....to...agar aap itna kah rahe ho to main aap ke sath share kar hi leta hunn... ๐Ÿ˜Žbut..... only rapper's of candys.....๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚.... To Agla saval pure 0 rupees ke liye....aap ki computer screen par....๐Ÿ˜Ž Q.Aap ko Candy's ke rappers ka swad kaisa laga....?๐Ÿ˜Ž a.Aisa b.Vaisa c.kaisa d.Aap bhool gaye ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚.....jaldi Uttar di ji a....aap ka time start hota hai.....abb...๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ•ข
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    Be... Positive yrrr.....๐Ÿ˜Ž just imagine...... puri ki puri ek candy mil rahi hai aap ko......๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚..... Vaise agar aap chahe to wo bhi mere sath share kar sakte ho ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿคฃ...๐Ÿ˜...
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    Achchha...Aisa kya....๐Ÿ˜Ž To phir isi baat pe..... kuchh meetha ho jaye....๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿญ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿซ.....Aree........ main aap ko kuchh batana to bhool hi gaya in sab me se bas 1 candy aap ki hai baaki sab main khaunga......๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฃ.....๐Ÿ˜‹
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    That's what my mom told me......when I told her....๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.... AAp ko kaise pata....๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜‹
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    Uss....din Uss...din na... Morning me..I was going for coaching on my bycycle....to there were some dogs about 4 or 5...they started chasing me.. to unke dar se main apni bycycle chalate hu a galti se sadak ki wrong side me chala gaya...I mean to say almost right side of street.....when all this happen I was looking behind cause....kahin dogs mujhe bite na kar lenn....phir suddenly...jaise hi maine aa ge dekha there was a truck coming from speed towards me just some feets away .....maine socha Mar gaye aaj to....๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ..... Abb mujhe samajh me NahiN aa raha tha ki left jaun ya right...๐Ÿคฏ....kyun ki right me kude ka dher tha or left me dogs....๐Ÿ˜‚....abb aap hi dekho kya plan banaya tha god ne....๐Ÿคฃ.... phir maine socha ki agar main uss truck driver ki jagah hota to kisi ko apni taraf aa ta dekh kar kya karta.....๐Ÿค”....sayad go for left side..... so I choose to go on my left side....or hansi ki baat ye hai ki...ye sab maine... I think 1 second se bhi kam me soch liya... isiliye to main kah raha tha ki time freezes ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚..... sach kah raha hunn...yrr...that truck mere bilkul close se Nikal Gaya...agar 1 second se thoda sa bhi jayada time mujhe lag jata...I mean to say ittu sa bhi..jayada to sayad main abhi aap se baat NahiN kar raha hota....cause that truck was in speed and me too.....๐Ÿ˜‚.....abb aap soch rahe honge ki dogs ka kya huaa...wo na mujhe apni taraf aa ta dekh kar drr ke bhag gaye.....๐Ÿคฃ....๐Ÿ˜Ž.....Uss ke baad jo main apni coaching pahuncha kampta huaa....main bass yahi soch raha tha ki ye nayi jagah kon si hai.....or ye samne kya Inder bhagwan khade hain......๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚.....
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    Just imagine...... a moment jab app Achanak samne dekhte ho or you see your death just some feets away from you....at that moment....time freezes..... it's my experience Sachchi me bataun aap ko...to... I didn't know how I survive that day.... Us din jab main ghar lauta to kafi time tak apne hatho peron or khud ko dekhta raha.....at that time I was asking myself kya main sach me Zinda hunn......๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚....but kaise...phir main apni mummy ke pass gaya or unki god me kafi time tak leta raha .....wo mujh se puchh ti rahi ki kya huaa... main unse kaha ki bass aap baithe raho.... Us din ke baad mujhe na har chij itni achchhi lag ne lagi ki kya batau aap ko.... mummy ke hathon se thappad khana..... kisi ki help karna and living every moment of my life ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ˜‹..... it's been about 4 year of that incident and that incident change me totally.... sach khun to apni ho ya dusre ki khushi....har khushi ko mujhe jina sikha diya....๐Ÿ˜Š.... isiliye abb mujhe kisi pe gussa bhi NahiN aata.... so that's the secret of my happiness๐Ÿ˜‹... lagta hai reply jada bada ho gaya...๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Sorry....for that ๐Ÿ˜Š
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    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚..... wo to main hunn....hi...๐Ÿ˜ innocent ๐Ÿคช Mujhe na aap se kuchh...puchh...na tha... kya aap ko remember remember ki... aap ne mujh se puchha tha ki main itna khush kaise rahta hunnn....but...... I didn't tell you ๐Ÿ˜ถ Vaise ye baat sirf maine apni mummy ko bata e hai...... if you wish I can tell you now ๐Ÿ˜‹ abb aap puchho ge ki abhi kyun....tab kyun NahiN....๐Ÿ˜Žkyun....ki... I think.... I can share this secret with my best friend ๐Ÿ™ƒ
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    Sachchi me....๐Ÿค”..... To.... aap ye kahana chahte ho ki..... main bilkul bhi sararti NahiN hunnn......๐Ÿคช I knew it.... I knew it.... I knew it.... Mujhe to pahale se hi pata tha ๐Ÿ˜Ž ki.... I'm innocent like jalebi ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚.....๐Ÿ˜
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    Mujhe to aisa NahiN lagta... Main to bas thoda sa hi sararti hunn...... bass thoda sa....I mean to say bass ittu sa....ittu........sa....๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿคฃ....
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    Hann....Vaise main bhi pahle ye sochta tha ki main aisa kyun hunn...๐Ÿค” Sayad apne papa ki wajah se.... kyun ki wo bhi Mummy ko tang karte rahte hain......๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚.....
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    achchha aap uss ladke ko jante ho jo apni class me sabko tease karta rahta hai.... That boy was me in my class...๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ..... Achchha meri class me na ek ladka tha jise main apni sister bulata tha.. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚.... puchhiye kyun..... kyun ki jab use koi paresan karta to wah mere pass hi aata.....tha or main hanste hua puri class se kahta kisne tang kia meri bahan ko....then whole class start laughing ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ....problem solve...๐Ÿ˜‚....
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    Main bhi na kitna kam bolta hunn....๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚.... Sorry....yrr...wo replies bahut long long ho jate hain...๐Ÿ˜