Jis Din Tum.....๐
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Jis Din Tum.....๐
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๐ถSorry....FrnDs FOr anY misTakE ๐....
๐ถKhawawon me hai jo duniya..
Wo sach me basa lege...
Hum khud se riha honge...
Jis din tum aa o ge...๐๐ถ
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- ๐ต ๐ท ๐ฆ ๐ป
- Vikas Gm Mishra๐ธ๐ธsweet voice h dost ๐๐๐ธ๐ง๐ง
- ๐ต ๐ท ๐ฆ ๐ป๐๐.....Na Maine Na change kiya dp.... ye to bass apne aap hi ho gaya....maine to bass 2-3 bar click kiya....๐คฃ๐....๐
- ๐ต ๐ท ๐ฆ ๐ปKuch bhi...waisa kya ๐
- ๐ต ๐ท ๐ฆ ๐ปHaann....kuchh bhi ๐
- ๐ต ๐ท ๐ฆ ๐ปUllu banaya..... bada maza aaya....๐... I was just kidding ๐คฃ๐......or aap se socha ki main checkmate ho Gaya.....๐ ๐Na one can checkmate me ๐
- ๐ต ๐ท ๐ฆ ๐ป๐คฃ๐คฃ....you just checkmate me yrr....๐๐คฃ....๐ค๐คฃ....
- ๐ต ๐ท ๐ฆ ๐ปBilkul sahi..... jabab ๐คฏ.... or...Aap.. jeet gaye hain pure ke pure 0 rupees....๐ค abb kya aap hamari audience ko batana chahenge ki..... aap ko kaisa mahsoos ho raha hai..... or aap itne sare paison ka kya karna chahenge....๐.... or aap ki Jeet ka raj kya hai...or kya aap ke toothpaste me namak hai..... Coalgate ka naya active salt isme hai namak ki sakti....jo aap ke teeths ko rakhe chamakta huaa...bilkul aise....๐๐ ๐คฃ๐.....๐
- ๐ต ๐ท ๐ฆ ๐ปAisa kya....๐ค Ok....to...agar aap itna kah rahe ho to main aap ke sath share kar hi leta hunn... ๐but..... only rapper's of candys.....๐คฃ๐.... To Agla saval pure 0 rupees ke liye....aap ki computer screen par....๐ Q.Aap ko Candy's ke rappers ka swad kaisa laga....?๐ a.Aisa b.Vaisa c.kaisa d.Aap bhool gaye ๐คฃ๐.....jaldi Uttar di ji a....aap ka time start hota hai.....abb...๐๐ข
- ๐ต ๐ท ๐ฆ ๐ปBe... Positive yrrr.....๐ just imagine...... puri ki puri ek candy mil rahi hai aap ko......๐คฃ๐..... Vaise agar aap chahe to wo bhi mere sath share kar sakte ho ๐๐คฃ...๐...
- ๐ต ๐ท ๐ฆ ๐ปAchchha...Aisa kya....๐ To phir isi baat pe..... kuchh meetha ho jaye....๐๐ญ๐ญ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ซ๐ซ.....Aree........ main aap ko kuchh batana to bhool hi gaya in sab me se bas 1 candy aap ki hai baaki sab main khaunga......๐๐คฃ.....๐
- ๐ต ๐ท ๐ฆ ๐ปThat's what my mom told me......when I told her....๐๐.... AAp ko kaise pata....๐๐
- ๐ต ๐ท ๐ฆ ๐ปUss....din Uss...din na... Morning me..I was going for coaching on my bycycle....to there were some dogs about 4 or 5...they started chasing me.. to unke dar se main apni bycycle chalate hu a galti se sadak ki wrong side me chala gaya...I mean to say almost right side of street.....when all this happen I was looking behind cause....kahin dogs mujhe bite na kar lenn....phir suddenly...jaise hi maine aa ge dekha there was a truck coming from speed towards me just some feets away .....maine socha Mar gaye aaj to....๐๐๐คฃ..... Abb mujhe samajh me NahiN aa raha tha ki left jaun ya right...๐คฏ....kyun ki right me kude ka dher tha or left me dogs....๐....abb aap hi dekho kya plan banaya tha god ne....๐คฃ.... phir maine socha ki agar main uss truck driver ki jagah hota to kisi ko apni taraf aa ta dekh kar kya karta.....๐ค....sayad go for left side..... so I choose to go on my left side....or hansi ki baat ye hai ki...ye sab maine... I think 1 second se bhi kam me soch liya... isiliye to main kah raha tha ki time freezes ๐๐..... sach kah raha hunn...yrr...that truck mere bilkul close se Nikal Gaya...agar 1 second se thoda sa bhi jayada time mujhe lag jata...I mean to say ittu sa bhi..jayada to sayad main abhi aap se baat NahiN kar raha hota....cause that truck was in speed and me too.....๐.....abb aap soch rahe honge ki dogs ka kya huaa...wo na mujhe apni taraf aa ta dekh kar drr ke bhag gaye.....๐คฃ....๐.....Uss ke baad jo main apni coaching pahuncha kampta huaa....main bass yahi soch raha tha ki ye nayi jagah kon si hai.....or ye samne kya Inder bhagwan khade hain......๐คฃ๐.....
- ๐ต ๐ท ๐ฆ ๐ปJust imagine...... a moment jab app Achanak samne dekhte ho or you see your death just some feets away from you....at that moment....time freezes..... it's my experience Sachchi me bataun aap ko...to... I didn't know how I survive that day.... Us din jab main ghar lauta to kafi time tak apne hatho peron or khud ko dekhta raha.....at that time I was asking myself kya main sach me Zinda hunn......๐๐....but kaise...phir main apni mummy ke pass gaya or unki god me kafi time tak leta raha .....wo mujh se puchh ti rahi ki kya huaa... main unse kaha ki bass aap baithe raho.... Us din ke baad mujhe na har chij itni achchhi lag ne lagi ki kya batau aap ko.... mummy ke hathon se thappad khana..... kisi ki help karna and living every moment of my life ๐๐..... it's been about 4 year of that incident and that incident change me totally.... sach khun to apni ho ya dusre ki khushi....har khushi ko mujhe jina sikha diya....๐.... isiliye abb mujhe kisi pe gussa bhi NahiN aata.... so that's the secret of my happiness๐... lagta hai reply jada bada ho gaya...๐๐ Sorry....for that ๐
- ๐ต ๐ท ๐ฆ ๐ป๐๐..... wo to main hunn....hi...๐ innocent ๐คช Mujhe na aap se kuchh...puchh...na tha... kya aap ko remember remember ki... aap ne mujh se puchha tha ki main itna khush kaise rahta hunnn....but...... I didn't tell you ๐ถ Vaise ye baat sirf maine apni mummy ko bata e hai...... if you wish I can tell you now ๐ abb aap puchho ge ki abhi kyun....tab kyun NahiN....๐kyun....ki... I think.... I can share this secret with my best friend ๐
- ๐ต ๐ท ๐ฆ ๐ปSachchi me....๐ค..... To.... aap ye kahana chahte ho ki..... main bilkul bhi sararti NahiN hunnn......๐คช I knew it.... I knew it.... I knew it.... Mujhe to pahale se hi pata tha ๐ ki.... I'm innocent like jalebi ๐คฃ๐.....๐
- ๐ต ๐ท ๐ฆ ๐ปMujhe to aisa NahiN lagta... Main to bas thoda sa hi sararti hunn...... bass thoda sa....I mean to say bass ittu sa....ittu........sa....๐๐คฃ....
- ๐ต ๐ท ๐ฆ ๐ปHann....Vaise main bhi pahle ye sochta tha ki main aisa kyun hunn...๐ค Sayad apne papa ki wajah se.... kyun ki wo bhi Mummy ko tang karte rahte hain......๐คฃ๐.....
- ๐ต ๐ท ๐ฆ ๐ปachchha aap uss ladke ko jante ho jo apni class me sabko tease karta rahta hai.... That boy was me in my class...๐๐คฃ..... Achchha meri class me na ek ladka tha jise main apni sister bulata tha.. ๐คฃ๐.... puchhiye kyun..... kyun ki jab use koi paresan karta to wah mere pass hi aata.....tha or main hanste hua puri class se kahta kisne tang kia meri bahan ko....then whole class start laughing ๐๐คฃ....problem solve...๐....
- ๐ต ๐ท ๐ฆ ๐ปMain bhi na kitna kam bolta hunn....๐คฃ๐.... Sorry....yrr...wo replies bahut long long ho jate hain...๐